Tysons gotta go!

Hes used my chest as a spring board and ive cuts from his nails in my skin. Hes not listened off lead and wandered over to people he shouldn't.
He nose butted my eyeball so it was red for two days, now!
Hes nose butted me (in play) and pushed my glasses into my face and split my nose! I look like im a street fighter!
Arghhhhh!

Its sore but ill be fine but...,.GENTLE FAT BOY! Or pack your swag! You can live under a bridge.

Yeah, yeah....

I'll believe that when the pigs fly overhead!

I know but....  I did tell him to get his kong.... get your swag munchkin... find a new home.. Haaaaa He looked at me.... is it dinner time?

Oh Tyson! Staffies seem to believe that everyone is as tough as they are, bless them.

I habitually wear bruises from Kuchar's mis-judged nudges or paws, but my worst dog-inflicted injury was when Rio (a Dobie, and when a puppy) jumped up just when I was bending down to pick something off the floor and her dear little hard head hit me on the brow-bone. I had SUCH a shiner of a black eye! I covered it with thick make-up, but it didn't fool the doctors I was working with at the time. Co-incidentally, I was going through a marriage break-up and it was very apparent that they didn't believe my puppy story, even though it's the honest truth.

Unlike Tyson going to live under a bridge - as if!

Haaaa, im telling everyone cons been punching me up! No one believes me! Haaaa:o

tracyp wrote:Haaaa, im telling everyone cons been punching me up! No one believes me! Haaaa:o

That's mean!!!!!

Caryll wrote:

tracyp wrote:Haaaa, im telling everyone cons been punching me up! No one believes me! Haaaa:o

That's mean!!!!!

Its so funny.... wait till I tell his mum.... he'll get a smack. Haaaaa
little gteek mum... haaaa she'll smack him!haaaaas
We both stir... I say... if his lips are moving... its a lie...his mum says... naughty boy! As she chases him to smackhim..haaaaa

Oooooh, you're rotten!

But funny!